I’ll start with this thought.
More interesting to me is the map below. It shows the most frequent pie-oriented search terms this time of year. Almost all the states, shown in orange, are “pumpkin pie.” Yeah, guys, real original. Then there are the three green states that, may God forgive them, search for ‘apple pie.”
Finally, there is the civilized trio of states that has the decency to seek out “pecan pie”, as God intended. To be clear, it is pronounced “puh-KAHN“. Any other pronunciation, and you and I are going to have a problem.
