Good Lord. Between the cringe-worthy dyed hair of this 80 year old man, the laugh, and the bad captions (he’s saying he’s not that TALL, not TOUGH…….) this is a hard few seconds to endure.
When you make 346,000X the average income of an American in a single day
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Take heart, Larry. Billions can’t buy you cool, but it can certainly buy you women young enough to be your great granddaughter. Once a nerd, always a nerd.

