I’m sure you’ve heard by now.
More specifically, your President – – castigated by his billionaire owners who are pissed at financial markets – – is telling folks Mission Accomplished in Iran, since they’ve bombed all there is to bomb. Kinda like Vietnam, but in 1963 and this time with an idiot in charge.
I suspect in his diseased, pedophilic, eighty-year-old brain, this is yet another success in a lifetime of unblemished victories, but you’ll excuse me if I am betting the other way. Indeed, I’m kind of grateful to the creepy old coot, since he’s seducing almost everyone else to keep things propped up so I can short at excellent prices.
It’s beyond me why anyone would accept this man at his word. I can’t think of a single pledge, vow, or oath he’s ever taken in eighty years which ultimately was honored, and I see no reason why this time it’s going to be different.
I remain not only steadfastly short, but shorter than ever. Let justice be done.
