No, in spite of the title, this isn’t another pissy post about Hillary.
Many of you are acquainted with Marty, one of the many memes here on Slope of Hope (for those of you who aren’t, he was the creepy ventriloquist sidekick to a chap who is in prison now for contemplating some very bad things).
I didn’t know this until last night, but apparently the whole “Ventriloquist Dummies+Jesus” thing was a pretty big industry at one point, relatively speaking. I figured Marty was an outlier, but no. I present to you just a handful of the albums you could have enjoyed as a children, if your parents had been wise to their availability:
And, my personal favorite because I am prominently featured:
