What’s the market doing today? It’s up, of course!
The /ES? Up! The /NQ? Up hundreds of points to never-seen-before highs!
And how about all my short positions? Hey, bull market. Bite me!

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Since I took my solemn pledge not to say anything bad about you-know-who (although it seems most Slopers would rather I go back to my old ways), I’ll continue to keep my mouth shut, although it’s like being a famous baker who can’t talked about goddamned FLOUR, but I’m a man of my word.
Suffice it to say that the pronouncements offered on Friday were clearly fictitious, and this market has entered a completely paranoid and delusional state, as it is getting wildly jerked up and down. Personally, I’m having an AWFULLY good day.

Yesterday was one of those “finest hour” moments for me. I came into the day with plenty of dry powder and, in the face of this ridiculous “US has surrendered, but honest, we’ve really won” rally, I shorted like a sumbitch.
Of my twenty short positions, nineteen of them are down, some of them down hard (hey, AMD, how about you blow me?) I intend to get shorter now as well.

This is charting in action!