+ Where did Nathaniel Goodwin go? Is he OK? Will he return to Slope?
+ And while you're at it, what about Fujisan?
+ Is there any logic in the bizarre photos that LowerMyBills uses for their ads? Sometimes we get Jesus; sometimes we get a homeless guy; sometimes we get this:
+ Is there a federal law which requires that sweeping predictions coincide almost perfectly with market reversal points?
+ Has the market double-topped, or is in the middle of an gigantic inverted head and shoulders pattern?
+ Which is more comfortable for bathroom needs – a $5 bill or a two-ply $10 note?