SoftTank

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As much as I’ve been obsessively following the WeWork story, I didn’t even realize until a few minutes ago that I could chart SoftBank (their feckless investor) in SlopeCharts! The symbol is SFTBY , and here’s how the company has been doing lately:

slopechart SFTBY

Oh, and if you didn’t hear already………….or if you’ve just swallowed poison and need to vomit immediately, the story making the rounds today is how SoftBank is shelling out $200 million to master grifter Adam Neumann (part of a total $1.7 billion payout) just get the hell out of the company he put into flames in the first place.

Now that Neumann has managed to become a billionaire with one of the worst corporate train wrecks in history, he can hang out at home, basking in the warm presence of his lovely wife and her alluring smile.

woof
jesus.