Eat the Rich

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Oh, this is going to be good. I’ll be watching this one tonight. Of course, I’ve written about Varsity Blues before, such as here. One huge irony for me is that my beloved son was welcome with open arms to Stanford legitimately, and he’s already completely transcended it. Maybe one day I’ll write about it, but not now. I’m proud of my boy, though, and no bribes were involved. (Only because the crude photoshop of me as a bodybuilder yielded nothing but disastrous results with the admissions committees of our once-great republic).

Ms. Jade, USC Scholar