Well, my friends, I have nothing to do. I have $233 left in buying power, since I was absolutely 100% fully invested yesterday. I’ll shun my normal predilection for midget porn and focus on you instead. Don’t take it personally. There is no equivalency.
Before the market opened, the /ES seemed ready for a bounce. The jobs report came out, and bounce it did! Every single quote on the was bright green. As you can see, the entire escapade lasting about as long as a 17 year old having a supremely successful prom night.
Likewise, the VIX futures started getting beaten down once the jobs report was out, but once the actual market opened up, reality started creeping back in.
As for the particulars of the jobs report, it was stronger than expected. I would point out to you that the next mega-event is Tuesday morning, which is the CPI report. If that’s hot, the bulls are beyond screwed.
Anyway, I’m going to have to fight boredom for the balance of the day. I hope you’re doing well. It’s nice to see douche-bags get destroyed. Yet more proof of a loving God.
