It isn’t often that one can find a stock that manages to fall every day, especially in the face of a corrupt government that has thrown tens of trillions of dollars at debt at a system to try to make it seem prosperous, but Lumen Technologies (LUMN) is comporting itself nicely. My March $20 puts on this are up 50%, and I’m holding on.

The top is beyond gargantuan. Tops usually span days, weeks, or months. This sucker is decades.

