Jaguar Taxidermy

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When I was a lad, I always thought Jaguar cars were beautiful. I’ve never owned one, and I haven’t really thought about them much, but there in the news recently because, since they evidently didn’t get the memo, they’ve taken the whole “woke” thing to 11. Click the Play button to watch this new ad (in which, oddly, there’s nary a car to be seen).

Allow me to present Santino Pietrosanti, the chap who is bringing all of this goodness to the fabled car manufacturer. He brags about the 15 (!) DEI groups at the company, and while wearing his see-through shirt at a formal awards presentation, he gives a shout-out to the Pride group “in the back” (because where else would they be?).

Did you know SlopeCharts has equity charts from all over the world? It sure does! Below is the company which owns Jaguar, hot off the Bombay Stock Exchange. You can see how well the 15 DEI groups are doing for the organization.

You’ve got to feel a bit sad for the talented men still left at the organization which actually like designing beautiful vehicles instead of virtue-signaling or undergoing a surgical “transition” that the aforementioned marketing weirdo was screeching about.