Well, first off, this sucked. The /NQ had this delicious multi-hundred point reversal all throughout the day, and just when things were getting really good, the federal government stepped in, starting banging on the BUY button, and stopped the goddamned thing. It’s really quite tiresome.

In any case, I still stand, legs astride, fists on hips, with 30 short positions. Here are five particular favorites I plucked out for you.





Oh, and as a little kid of the 70s, I am here to testify that we had some REALLY weird ideas about what an attractive female was like back in the day. Jesus.

