You are disappointing me, Slope. Truly disappointing me! I’m in my 21st year of doing this, and in spite of all the features crammed onto the site, this is the kind of subscription “growth” I’ve enjoyed this year. How should this make me feel? Don’t go breaking my heart!

You trying to starve me to death? Are a few bucks a week honestly just too much for your household budget? C’mon, man!
Not to say that the entire planet has turned their back on me. My Substack subscribers, while not exactly surging, are at least steadfast!

I know, I know. You’ll subscribe when the market goes into a bear market. Still, want to consider beating the crowd? It would mean a lot to me. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Having said all that, here’s some actual useful content for ALL paying members…………right now:
