A favorite song to enjoy while we contemplate the day we just had.
Slope of Hope Blog Posts
Slope initially began as a blog, so this is where most of the website’s content resides. Here we have tens of thousands of posts dating back over a decade. These are listed in reverse chronological order. Click on any category icon below to see posts tagged with that particular subject, or click on a word in the category cloud on the right side of the screen for more specific choices.
Bagnificent Seven
Percentage change since lifetime highs:
Monday Blues
The vast majority of the rally Trump created to make illicit profits off crude and equity futures is gone. I imagine it won’t be long until the rest of this lies-based rally has been eradicated, which will allow us to wait for the next shovelful of horseshit he’s reading to toss out and the red hats to gobble up with glee.
The Bland Leading the Bland
Hat tip to The Director for sending this gem to me.
Zuck Markerberg
I was eating at a new Chinese restaurant in Belmont and was chatting with the waiter, asking how business was going. He told me things were going well, and he proudly stated that they also served as caterers to Zuck Markerberg. I thought that was a pretty cool reimagining of the man’s name, and it reminded me how much I love my META short. The put options I own on this are already up 50%, and keep in mind, they are CONSERVATIVE options with months of time left.
