Zuck Markerberg

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I was eating at a new Chinese restaurant in Belmont and was chatting with the waiter, asking how business was going. He told me things were going well, and he proudly stated that they also served as caterers to Zuck Markerberg. I thought that was a pretty cool reimagining of the man’s name, and it reminded me how much I love my META short. The put options I own on this are already up 50%, and keep in mind, they are CONSERVATIVE options with months of time left.

I have written many times about the grotesque waste at this mismanaged company, and I am looking forward to my options throwing off profits well into the triple digits before it’s all over. Go, Zuck, Go!