This is my 8th post today. Enough is enough. I'm just here to say toodles until tomorrow morning.
It was (another) fantastic day. I'm not sure, but I think it was my best percentage gain ever in one day. I am very proud of nailing the low on the indexes today. I will be disappointed, of course, if we gap way lower tomorrow based on the unemployment figures, but at this point, I'm more inclined to wait for a bounce back to former support (now resistance) at 1261 on the S&P 500.
In any case, hearty congratulations to all of us bears out there. God knows we deserve it.
Since, lacking my charts, you probably don't have much to do, spend the next ten minutes watching this brilliant improvisation by Gilbert Gottfried. It's marvelous, although slightly NSFW.