Ya know, since I majored in marketing in college (embarrassing, yes, but true) you would think I’d be better at it, but I stink. Maybe it’s because I’m lazy. Perhaps I just don’t have a knack for the common touch. It’s high time I stepped up my marketing game, though.
How about all those stupid click-bait headlines we see every blessed day? Let me try a few out on you:
- This One Weird Chart has Chiropractors Baffled
- You Won’t Believe These 9 Hottest IPO Balance Sheets!
- 12 Breakout Patterns That Mean Big Profits
- Dancing With the Stars Celeb Shares Her Favorite Biotech Picks
- Irresistible Puppies Pick Their Fave Saucer Patterns!
- Try Not to Gasp When You See This A/D Summation Index
Meh. It’s not working. Plus I feel gross now.
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