
Patently Absurd

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Let’s talk about Lumen (LUMN) which has had an insane week.
In recent days, it went up about 900%. I never really followed the stock until I noticed on Tuesday that it was the top gainer in the entire market, just about doubling in price. I stupidly assumed earnings had just come out (when I could have easily just glanced at our earnings page to learn it was, in fact, not going to report until after the close).
Here’s the 5-minute bar chart:

There are precious few stocks I would actually buy and hold these days, but one of them – Oscar Health – passes the test. I like OSCR for its inverted H&S pattern and steady trading volume.

Having been to quite a few of them, this seems just about right!

I’ve written about the company Bumble (BMBL) many times before, like this snarky post from two years back. The stock is down 95% and has been one of the worst public companies in history. It all goes to prove, if you’re looking for humans that are horny and want an app to find a hook-up, stick with the fellas. They’re pigs, most of ’em.
