I am a bear. I have six figures in put options. And world markets are collapsing.
That’s where the good news ends.
As a person who can never be happy, let me share the bad news:
- I am 30% in cash
- I had puts in NVDA, NFLX, and a variety of other stocks that are going to get wiped out
- The puts I have have nothing to do with tech, the weakest sector
- My most fervant wish was for a bounce that I could sell into, and that quite clearly isn’t happening.
Thus, although I am virtually assured of massive profits the moment the opening bell rings, those profits will be utterly watered down, and I would be irresponsible to sell into this much weakness. I will almost certainly be “stuck” with way more cash than I wanted, after waiting for the past goddamned two years for the market to get knitting needles shoved into its eyeballs.
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