Well, shoot, I was wishing this would be Splunk, but it’s Snowflake instead. What a dog!
Slope of Hope Blog Posts
Slope initially began as a blog, so this is where most of the website’s content resides. Here we have tens of thousands of posts dating back over a decade. These are listed in reverse chronological order. Click on any category icon below to see posts tagged with that particular subject, or click on a word in the category cloud on the right side of the screen for more specific choices.
Newest Member of 90%+ Loss Club
As Fake As Her Talent
I just gotta get this off my chest. For all of Cathie Wood’s catastrophes, the ONE last thing people will point out is, well, garsh, at least she was real purty back in the day. This image of “young Cathie” has been slathered all over the web.
Snapped with a Wet Towel
For those of you who saw my tastytrade show today, you saw me state that I had my head blown off in trading and was a-ok with it, since it comes with the territory (OK, it wasn’t that dramatic; I am still ahead of 99.99999999% of all traders this year). This unusual confidence seems to have been well-founded, as we’re starting to get some unexpected news after hours in the form of SNAP making an unscheduled announcement that they’ve got to modify guidance.
Monkey Business
I want to show you something exceptionally cool.
Please observe the /ES action last night. Kindly take note of the breakout I’ve marked in red. This is the bullish breakout. This is where equity bulls – – a group, remember, a couple of notches beneath child pornographers – – figures they are going to run off with the market is a glorious Powell-worshipping blaze of glory. Those guys. Further, note how the breakout failed.
