This is one of the weirdest days of my entire life. Bar none. I wish I could say more, but I can’t. Suffice it to say, if I wrote a short story about the past month, it would be considered ridiculous because it was so implausible. In any case, I’m more than a bit distracted right now (to say nothing of the fact that many of my positions have taken a cruel beating), but below I offer two fresh positions I’ve just entered, with the stop-loss levels just above the dashed lines I’ve emphasized.
