The entirety of my relationship with golf is the fact that I’ve watched Caddyshack a couple of times. That’s it. I otherwise consider the entire enterprise to be an absurd waste of time and land. I stumbled upon this video today, which told me something I didn’t know, which is that all those Top Golf monstrosities I see are a crumbling business.
Here’s a SlopeChart to illustrate its fall from grace in a single glance.

