Bag of Sandisks

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Wall Street analysts are amoral shills paid millions to promote stocks that their investment bank employers can sell to the dim-witted public. I present to you, for example, the professional opinion for Sandisk, with the most recent month highlighted. You will kindly note the absence of Sells. (Oh, and there’s no “Short” category).

As for the performance, it’s basically an unlubricated dildo shoved into any available orifice: