The long saga of FTX ix finally behind us, now that Caroline Ellison, a woman whose face could single-handedly compel me to consider the benefits of a same-sex lifestyle, was sentenced yesterday to two years in prison for her role in the epic FTX fraud. Of course, most folks were assuming she’d walk away with no time, since she was absolutely key to the government’s prosecution of their true choice, Samuel Polyamorous Friedman. In any case, it’s heartening to see them both behind bars.
