The spawn of Satan, and one of the most truly horrible people to ever walk the earth, Janet Yellen, has had many criminal success stories during her wretched life. Surely at the top of these achievements must be her scandalous program BTFP, which distributes risk-free billions to any bank who asks, which must only be collateralized with paper that is valued at par, irrespective of its actual value. As you can see, the banks have cheerfully accepted this handout from this snake. A meaningful fraction of a trillion dollars has been handed out to this wretched creature’s Rolodex entries.
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