Murder Burger

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Months ago, for reasons unclear to me, we bought a 10-pack of “hamburgers” from Beyond Meat, and they’ve been languishing in the freezer ever since. I decided this morning to cook ’em up for my dogs, since we were never going to eat them, and doing so would guarantee my dogs would review today as a 5-star event.

Relatedly, after the close today, Jack in the Box reports earnings. I’ve got December $60 puts on JACK, and this is a test of classic technical analysis. Let’s face it, gang, this is a huge head and shoulders pattern, and be rights this thing should get mauled.

Depending on the results, I can either cheer good old-fashioned charting or, alternately, be covered in Jack Sauce.