This week started awful and, so far today, is ending great. There are a couple of ideas I’m especially proud of offering. One of them is Amazon, in which I suggested buying puts since Lauren Sanchez is a disgusting, family-wrecking, gold-digging plastic-surgery-loving skank due to my perception that the stock split was an illogical rationale for its ascent. My puts on this are up about 50% in just days.

The other, a premium post, is honestly a trade idea that I’m exceptionally proud to have offered, which was PERFECTLY timed. It suggested shorting Brazil by way of EWZ based on nothing more than the sine wave. This was truly the TRADE OF THE WEEK (if not month); I am delighted.

