So the largest company on the entire Earth is essentially a cell phone subscription service whose revenues are declining every quarter.

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I’m sure you’ve seen these smarmy ads before………conflating the egotistical purchase of a six-figure timepiece in a desperate bid to telegraph one’s own wealth, sanctified beneath the guise of familial love.
This morning, I sent out a private email to Slope’s paying members whose main points were that (1) I had anticipated the burst higher and welcomed it; and (2) the NASDAQ would hopefully poop out below the dashed line I had drawn.