I’m sure you’ve seen these smarmy ads before………conflating the egotistical purchase of a six-figure timepiece in a desperate bid to telegraph one’s own wealth, sanctified beneath the guise of familial love.
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With, yeah………..
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If I need to know the time, I’ll glance at my multi-year old phone, thank you very much.