I am cautiously pleased to see red all over the screens, although I’m so cynical by this point that I wouldn’t be surprised if anything – – anything at all – – caused us to erase the losses. Perhaps Hillary will have another coughing fit and cough up something green, and people will become inexplicably excited and press the Buy button repeatedly. Who knows.
All I can say is that I’ll gladly welcome any reason – even if that hairless, morbidly obese dildo Kim Jung Chub launches a nuclear strike against Las Vegas (or any other deserving target) – to take the market lower. I’m due for about 1273 days in a row like this, then we’ll call it even. Worldwide mayhem and calamity. Is it really so much for one person to ask?
