Gain Vegas

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It was only on Friday, literally a few trading hours ago, I suggested shorting Las Vegas Sands (LVS). Since Sheldon Adelson has been in hell for two years now, I feel no compunction in hammering home this suggestion again, more than ever. It is absolutely fantastic, and my conservative puts are already up 18.33%. Break the neckline, and Adelson gets jammed with a pitchfork even more heartily!

Featuring totally natural-looking hair, and he’s completely not old or anything.