First, I want to let you know that I'm pleased how popular the "live chat" feature is, but rest assured, if someone claims to be me, it isn't. I don't have time to shave (or, usually, even get dressed) in my life. God knows I don't have time to hang out in chat. So if someone's there claiming to be me, it isn't. Promise. (Or if it really is me, you will be dazzled at my virtually impossible typing speed and witty pontifications. Not to mention my boyish good looks, even though they will be invisible within the confines of a browser).

Second – are more important – I have updated my three rules. This is not something I take lightly. It's akin to changing to U.S. Constitution, but much more important. Please read them now. Because, over the past several months, I have left millions of dollars (yes, millions) on the table, and I have refined my rules – particularly rule #2 – accordingly. I have also put them in a positive voice. Godspeed to you.