As a person who dislikes noise, I have a strong opinion about the “sideshows” that have become popular in urban landscapes lately (that is to say, those events in which a few morons drive their Dodge Chargers, Mustangs, or some other piece of crap around and around, threatening the worthless lives of the spectators around them). I think a phosphorous bomb dropped in the middle of these things would be a positive boon to society. Failing that, I just saw this photo of the mug shots of the sub-humans at a sideshow that stomped on a police car. Can you imagine how completely pointless the lives of these goons must be? The second mug shot is, for obvious reasons, my favorite.