Sweet Jesus. On a Biscuit.

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The bears were right this whole time. That's been proved beyond a doubt.

You're thinking the same thing I am. The Bald Brothers are going to pull the one trick they have left out of the book: a surprise interest rate cut. Anything to goose the market.

I closed half my index puts before the close for an obscene profit. I'm going to leave the other half exposed, in spite of the fact that I'm almost certain the darlings in D.C. are going to futz with the market on Tuesday.

I think the fate of the market is pretty clear at this point.

Congratulations to all Slopers on a fantastic day. I need to go collapse now.