Forget this "bull" stuff. I've reverted to my nasty old self, buying RUT puts. I'm sticking with where things are weak.
In the meantime, this is one of my favorite esoteric songs ever, from the Crash Test Dummies. Watch and enjoy! {Life tip: if you ever ask someone what kind of music they like, and they tell you "anything, as long as it's got a good beat and you can dance to it", him or her them over the head with a vase and run like mad).
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