The contest for The Dorkiest Image In Human History is one of the most widely-followed and hotly-contested of the 21st century. We have, at long last, a victor, and I present it to you below. It is a virtual Cramer and a virtual Zuckerberg talking in the metaverse, which Zuck claims will be the biggest thing ever. SPOILER ALERT: it’ll be every bit as big as 3D Printing and the Oculus headset.