Douches vs. Your Host

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One of the many, many delights of this bear market is how scumbags, charlatans, and come-on artists are getting nailed. It’s bizarre, because I have offered intelligent, well-reasoned insights for 18 years and have a modest following, whereas the bro douchebags have MILLIONS of followers. Oh, well. They’re going to prison, and I get to stay home with my family.

I thought newer readers might want a convenient guide to the difference between me and clowns like those above. I doubt we’d ever be confused, here I offer you the following:

Metric
Douche Bros
Tim Knight
Honesty
Zero
Total
Charting Platforms Created from Scratch
Zero
Two
Charting Skills
None
Unsurpassed
Gay Vibe
Very Strong
Sub-Zero
Moral Fiber
Absolutely None
Grape Nuts Level
Intelligence
Double Digit IQ
C'mon Man
Shirtless Appeal
Respect
Let's Move On

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