R.I.P. My Beloved Death Sai (by Nathaniel Goodwin)

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Last night, the Colonel was telling me about the ancient "honor code" of the Samurai. He said that piss-poor warriors would be ordered to commit seppuku by their leaders or gods such as Zeus and Thor when their performance on the battlefield was less than stellar. 

Zeus or Thor would command them to die in an awesome way like having them pull out all of their teeth with dirty pliers, then wait for death by starvation as they think about what a pussy they were on the battlefield.

Screw that and those ancient gods; I am a total pussy and a failure most of the time. I'll gladly sneak away as a loser to fight another day, that's why I use stops. If worse comes to worse, I'll go back to my mom's house.

It looks like my red death sai has committed seppuku though…

Sai 

I find this chart amazing. I thought my red sai of death would punish the bulls, but they have carried on like 2008 and early 2009 didn't even exist. A little more than a year ago we were facing the next depression, now all is back to normal. I have a thick head and guess I should just start buying any dip and forget about that little drop we had in 2008, but instead I shorted that rally we had on Thursday. (Disclaimer… I'm a glutton for punishment as well as a pussy)