Whoa. Go check out my post from last Saturday, The Way-Too-Easy Bounce. Let’s compare my wild-assed guesses about what the market would do this week and it actually did, shall we?
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Finally, the VIX futures………
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………all of which explains why Jim Cramer gets paid millions to jump around on the screen, act like an idiot, give horrible advice, and make an ass of himself whereas I get up at 5 in the morning 365 days a year to a handful of lunatics who actually are good at trading.
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