This can’t be real. Things are just too weird. The straw that finally broke the camel’s back and convinced me that, yes, we’re living in a simulation, is a quick glance at Miss Alabama 2017:
……and the newly crowned Miss Alabama 2024:
Now, who am I to weigh in on such a matter? Is it really any of my business to get emotional and blubber on about this trivial event, when there are plenty other subjects with more substantial gravitas? I’m no cover model myself, so if we were to bring out the scales of justice, we might conclude I should just keep my fat mouth shut.
So, allow me to just say that………..it’s a surprising choice, and we’ll leave it at that.