Here are the AirBNB bookings for this weekend. You will notice a slight correlation with the path of the eclipse.
Since I’m a total eclipse nerd, I planned for this trip YEARS ago, and I won’t be staying in some smelly-ass spare room but will instead be in a glorious plantation with friends and family. I’ll be flying off Friday afternoon (yes, Bear Force One returns!) and will be taking a 4-day devotional to this event.
I am aware, by the way, that God thought it would be hilarious to provide absolutely shit weather for this event, even though historically most of this region has clear skies. We shall see!