Alexander Elder wrote a book called, I believe, Welcome to My Trading Room. I think I should write a book now called Welcome to My Bedroom, because I'm still slumped here in bed, in the wee hours of the morning, going through charts. My alarm is set for 3:15 a.m. so I can dive in more seriously.
Hello, God, it's me, Tim. I know I could have made more during this downswing, and for that I am a sinner. Could you see your way clear to push the markets back on to their necklines? If you could do that for me, Lord, believe me, I'll take advantage of it. Thank you. Oh, and amen.
