Slope of Hope Blog Posts

Slope initially began as a blog, so this is where most of the website’s content resides. Here we have tens of thousands of posts dating back over a decade. These are listed in reverse chronological order. Click on any category icon below to see posts tagged with that particular subject, or click on a word in the category cloud on the right side of the screen for more specific choices.

Glad I Took That Dump

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People have the nerve to act surprised. I said for eons that once support was breached, it was bye-bye, crypto. Oh, well. I guess that’s the price I pay for having a tiny audience. If only I was a screeching simpleton like Cramer and had a worldview following, maybe it would be different.

In any case, Earth has finally caught on, and #Cryptocrash is one of the to trending topics on Twitter. Truly.

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Double Proud

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This week started awful and, so far today, is ending great. There are a couple of ideas I’m especially proud of offering. One of them is Amazon, in which I suggested buying puts since Lauren Sanchez is a disgusting, family-wrecking, gold-digging plastic-surgery-loving skank due to my perception that the stock split was an illogical rationale for its ascent. My puts on this are up about 50% in just days.

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Basket Case

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Greetings from Orange County; specifically, from Gate 18 at the John Wayne Airport. I have just completed a day watching one of my beloved children graduate, and I’m waiting to go home to my trio of dogs who are surely wondering where I’ve been all day.

The world-famous “Tim travels=markets plunge” folklore is still batting 1,000. Some here may recall that the last experiment we did in this respect, my wife and daughter were traveling, and we all wanted to see if this mystical power applied to family members or just me. It was quite clearly shown that, regrettably, I and only I possess this supernatural and as-yet unexplained potency. Perhaps it’s associated with abnormally large genitalia. The jury is still out.

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