One of the greatest beneficiaries of Covid was Peloton, the bike with an iPad on it that costs thousands of dollars. “Investors” forgot that Americans prefer to sit around and eat Ruffles and watch the tee-vee instead of exercise, but for some reason they figured we would all get on our Pelotons and get fit ‘n’ trim. Well, it didn’t quite work out that way, and the company has lost 99% of its value.
Let’s remember how it all started, shall we? A husband telling his already trim, gorgeous wife to get her ass into shape, so he spends family dollars on this contraption. The money shot is when she tearfully tells him how transformative this utterly insulting and offensive gift turned out to be. It’s just one notch about buying your wife edible underwear.
