The one thing I find more embarrassing than my inverse ETF positions is the photo Tim Knight found of me in Paris.
One of the nicknames my peers gave me as a teenager was "Man of Steel", which was obviously inverse to my actual physical stature. Eventually, like so many other teenage boys, I began taking several "Growth Supplements" to enhance my body. One of those supplements worked so well that I sent a letter and photos of myself to the company overseas, which they have apparently been using unbeknownst to me.
The two adverse side effects were that my balls began shrinking at an alarming rate, and it made my skin condition even worse. I quit using the product years ago, and my physique is now back to normal.
Speaking of steel, here is one short doing well. May it shrink as quickly as my testicles did many years ago.
