I Thought You Guys Were My Friends (by Nathaniel Goodwin)

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I felt like such an idiot today; and if you all were really truly my friends, you would have told me what a dumbass I looked like running around in that stupid kimono. I got laughed off the street today, hot chicks were mocking me saying, "Nice dress." 

Thanks a lot guys…

Anyhoo… I must have had mad cow disease or something. I was able to dump my longs with some profit, but I totally missed a great entry on TZA. Bummer… Oh well, there's always next time.


TZA 

PFTZA 

Yep, I should have bought it today in the $7.50's, even if just for the day.


I'm off to burn that dumb kimono, and look for some undershorts.