Well, my call for help with my wiki had all the draw of a Chippendale's Reunion Concert featuring Clarence Thomas, Joe Piscopo, and Dennis Kucinich. I therefore am simply going to create the content of this thing on my own.
I understand Slope culture pretty well (bacon, LDI, etc.) but I'd love some brain ticklers so I can put a list together of what I need to memorialize. So please mention in the comments section of this post some Slope characters, folklore, etc. you'd like put into the time capsule. Thanks.