Elon’s Really Reaching

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Tesla is a company that attracts a lot of emotion, both positive and negative. I stopped trying to short it months ago, in spite of all the good arguments for doing so, since the beast is just so incredibly strong. I mean, hell, TSLA even went up more than 1% on Friday in the face of a total market collapse.

As a product-maker, though, I’m a fan. I absolutely love my Tesla Model S, and I’d recommend it to anyone. But, I gotta tell ya, I think Elon is starting to run out of feature ideas. Allow me to show you a feature in the latest upgrade:

Yes, it’s a video of a fire. In your car. The same car that’s in the news for spontaneously combusting. But I suppose the idea is to park in a secluded spot, start up the Tesla fire, and have a pleasant evening with a fellow human being (maybe even of the opposite sex, if you don’t live in the Bay Area).

But it gets worse. Here’s ANOTHER feature from the upgrade:

I’m speechless. So I’ll leave it to the late, great Steve Jobs to offer some guidance to Elon:

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