Of COURSE They’re Plunging

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Anyone here who isn’t 100% short is dumber than even me. Why? Simple:

  1. My self-confidence is totally in tatters;
  2. I have sheepishly fled back to a 50%+ cash position;
  3. I have only 18 open positions;
  4. My account has been gang-raped over the past eight trading days

Thus, today was the PERFECT time to sell your children and put the proceeds into puts. I present as evidence what is happening at this very moment to these high-tech giants, none of which I have positions in (again, obviously)………….