Scaredy-Wedge

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I sold my SPY puts for a 44% profit just now. They were March puts, which was an important reason, since I’m not into theta burn and I’m too nervous a character to hang on tight. I would also mention that, short-term, this seems to be a level of support. For those still hanging on, fear not: the fact that I dumped my puts absolutely guarantees an historic and imminent crash.